Ok, first of all, my trainer

singles me out during leg lifts (Trainer: "I'm waiting for Sheri to get her ass off the ground." Me: "I'm waiting for you to kiss my ass!") and then he turns the fact that I didn't wear yoga pants into an event. Trainer: "Sheri's wearing tights? You finally got rid of those too-big culottes? I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO SHERI'S TIGHTS." #mitchiwillcutyou