Learning to love bananas

I hate bananas. Not once in my life have I ever had any love for those yellow phallic fruits. Even banana-flavored things disgust me.

However, the time for the banana ban in my diet may have to end. After the numerous and increasingly painful Satan's Spasms (some people call the Charley Horses...that sounds like a cartoon character, not a terrible pain that makes you want to chop off your own leg), I must now acknowledge the need to embrace bananas. Since I dislike bananas in all forms, including puddings, breads, ice cream, candy flavors--just anything banana--I'm going to try to learn to like the fruit.

I really do hate bananas, though.